Vacation Packing Tips // Books + I want to bring 60 please help me

Hello loves! For those of you who don’t know I am currently driving many many miles as of about … four in the morning today.

No, I didn’t write and publish this all as I was both sleeping/driving/sitting in a car. Yes, this is a scheduled post from a couple of days ago because packing is a pain and I will die.

So, on the subject of packing, I have come to help all y’all poor unfortunate souls with tips that I learned the hard way as I tried to pack around sixty books to bring on my two-week long vacation.

The Eating Habits of A Bookworm // Just Books or Actual Food???

It’s a commonly known fact that bookworms like munching on books. At least in some sense. It’s slightly less commonly known that they also have to (and like) eating other types of nourishment.

But eat we do, and most of us enjoy food immensely, though obviously not as much as books.*

But what do bookworms even eat? Will the world ever know this deep and dark secret??

The answer to that question is simple: No.

Wait … possibly yes, depending on if I a self-proclaimed full-blooded bookworm even happen to have this exclusive knowledge.**

*The books with food actually in them are probably the best, as they combine two of our loves.
**Which I really shouldn’t as I’m obviously not trust worthy.

Beautiful People // June Edition

Hello all and welcome! This month I’m plotting/planning a book of mine which I’ve sort of mentioned a couple of times (you can find an actual summary on my “Dying WIPs” page here if ya like) and as the lovely Cait @ Paperfury and Sky @ Further Up and Further In are one again hosting Beautiful People I thought “Hey! I might as well do this with Illyanna of Eigengrau to develop her further!” And thus here we are now. 😛

Also, just for funsies, I’m editing the questions very slightly to be directed at the characters themselves.

Random Rambling Of A Reader // May Edition

Hello my lovelies and welcome to another edition of Random Ramblings of A Reader which is, as we should all know by now, the part of the show in which Sari enjoys coming out and rambling about her month. 😉

The Secret Slipper // Review + Blog Tour

Hello once again, lovelies! Today I’m coming to inform you have a beautiful thing happening … The Secret Slipper by Amanda Tero is on blog tour! *insert streamers and cheering here* I had the amazing opportunity to read an ARC and now I get to scream my thoughts in form of a review at y’all lovely people. I’m so happy that I had this amazing opportunity, and thank you all for joining me on my stop!

(look at how pretty the cover is …)

Being a cripple is only the beginning of Lia’s troubles. It seems as if Bioti’s goal in life is to make Lia as miserable as possible. If Lia’s purpose is to be a slave, then why did God make her a cripple? How can He make something beautiful out of her deformity?

Raoul never questioned the death of his daughter until someone reports her whereabouts. If Ellia is still alive, how has she survived these ten years with her deformity? When Raoul doesn’t know who to trust, can he trust God to keep Ellia safe when evidence reveals Bioti’s dangerous character?

As time brings more hindrances, will Raoul find Ellia, or will she forever be lost to the father she doesn’t even know is searching for her?

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Cover Reveal! // The Dressmaker’s Secret And Ivy Introspective

Today I have the lovely opportunity to bring to your eyes the new covers of The Dressmaker’s Secret and Ivy Introspective both by the lovely Miss Kellyn Roth.

Both books will be coming to availability on the Internet near you on June 24th (I seriously can’t wait to own them and pet them and hug them and … I need more money …) So without further ado … the lovely blurbs! because I’m terribly and love to keep y’all in suspense… 😉

Storytime! Mypets (or … whatever it was called …) (I’m still under construction btw)

Alright. So yeah, I’m still technically under construction … and will be as scheduled.

Basically though, I’m really really really bad at actually following any guidelines that I set forth. Or basically any instructions. Or rules. #rebel

Yeah … anyway … for whatever reason I said something like “yeah, I’m not turning penumbra into that weirdo website mypets so don’t worry lol kk brb muhwa muha lots of love lol” when I said I was under construction. shhhh … it sounded exactly like that … 😛

So. This created storytime!, the part of the show where Sari comes out and does a little jig whut and tells you a story even though she’s technically constructioning this entire blog and shouldn’t be posting.

#why