Well, if it isn’t the very last day of the month ….
[note: yeah … I do realize that it’s actually the first day of the month currently. Basically what happened (and partially why I didn’t post last week …) is that we ripped out all the carpeting in my bedroom and everything is in boxes and a mess and I couldn’t find my laptop charger ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Which … was a serious problem. BUT I FOUND IT SO NOW I’M BACK AND GOOD TO GO HOPEFULLY]
This may come as a shock to some but Camp NaNo (and July) is officially over tomorrow. What does this mean? Many are frantically writing their hearts out to get the last 500, 1k, 2k, however many words down in their story to reach their goal for the month. Many are eating celebratory cake. So which one are you? And which one am I?
Hello, lovelies! I can’t believe it’s already the second week in July. Now that I’ve finally gotten through all the blog tours and such,* Penumbra can finally just chill a bit, so I’m going to update you on my boring life! *streamers explode* *people cheer*
Anyway, June was a pretty packed month and July promises to be another one so … I did loads of stuff. Which I can now ramble to y’all about if you’re so kind as to listen.** *runs away laughing evilly*
*Which I have to admit were fun, if a bit stressful. Hopefully I still have some hair after tearing it out and rushing to read books and write posts after vacation for a while?? Who knows.
**Or even if you don’t listen. That’s still chill.
Alright. So yeah, I’m still technically under construction … and will be as scheduled.
Basically though, I’m really really really bad at actually following any guidelines that I set forth. Or basically any instructions. Or rules. #rebel
Yeah … anyway … for whatever reason I said something like “yeah, I’m not turning penumbra into that weirdo website mypets so don’t worry lol kk brb muhwa muha lots of love lol” when I said I was under construction.
shhhh … it sounded exactly like that … 😛
So. This created storytime!, the part of the show where Sari comes out and does a little jig whut and tells you a story even though she’s technically constructioning this entire blog and shouldn’t be posting.
Well, surprise, surprise, it’s May! April seemed to have gone extraordinarily fast, did it not? Camp NaNo and NaPoWriMo (which … I did neither so … *shrugs* 😛 ) happened … congrats to all who participated! If you won or not you went for it and that’s an accomplishment in itself. Whether you got 1 word or 100,000 words (anybody actually get 100,000 words? If so … please throw yourself a party. I am in awe of you.) you tried and that’s all that matters. You have more than you have at the beginning of the month, and even if you think it’s trash that needs to be burned (it’s probably not tbh. don’t burn anything, please) you experienced stuff that you wouldn’t have if you hadn’t tried!
Yeah … enough cheesiness. (*falls over* *chokes* *dies* my liiifffee) (though seriously, good job, you peoples). Let’s now move on to the failure of the month! Or … the goals for April. *quiet, sad laughter* (The leader of the bad guys sang// something soft and soaked with pain// [insert additional, skipped lyrics] as the four walls declared … her … insane. *coughs* That just seemed … fitting …)
Ahhh, guys, I don’t know what just happened.
So some of you may have noticed, some of you may have not because honestly I never actually keep a very decent posting schedule but I posted like … once in the month of April so far. I meant to post weekly. That really didn’t happen. I’m not sure what’s happening here. I’m also not sure where this post is gonna go but … I feel the need to explain myself and scream into the abyss so … if any of you would rather not read any of that you’re free to go? If you’re at least mildly interested … be my guest and continue. 😉
‘Ello once again, lovelies! I’m back from vacation! Did y’all miss me?
😉 Nah? I probably need to be gone a bit longer for that to happen …
As y’all can probably tell, it’s April! Did anybody pull any pranks on the first? My sis cut out a ridiculous amount of paper fish which are now hidden all around the house …
Anyway, without further ado let us merge into …
(kay first off I thought it’d be fun to mention that there are a lot of tips out there about like … keeping your blog posts names short and snappy and to the point and beautiful. As you can probably tell I have successfully avoided doing this. Like … at all … 😛 Anyway. Let us continue. XD )
Penumbra Reviews has been going for six months. Since … last Monday. XD I’m not even sure how I didn’t realize this but … technically the post on February 27th was … literally my six month anniversary. And I didn’t even realize it. Yup. Yup. I’m not sure what level of sad that is. XD But anyway! Instead we shall celebrate it today! In my monthly rambling posty thing! Yes, yes! Let us do this!