Storytime! Mypets (or … whatever it was called …) (I’m still under construction btw)

Storytime! Mypets (or … whatever it was called …) (I’m still under construction btw)

Alright. So yeah, I’m still technically under construction … and will be as scheduled.

Basically though, I’m really really really bad at actually following any guidelines that I set forth. Or basically any instructions. Or rules. #rebel

Yeah … anyway … for whatever reason I said something like “yeah, I’m not turning penumbra into that weirdo website mypets so don’t worry lol kk brb muhwa muha lots of love lol” when I said I was under construction. shhhh … it sounded exactly like that … 😛

So. This created storytime!, the part of the show where Sari comes out and does a little jig whut and tells you a story even though she’s technically constructioning this entire blog and shouldn’t be posting.

#why

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April Is Over Update! Random Rambling Of a Reader// Featuring: Failure and cake

April Is Over Update! Random Rambling Of a Reader// Featuring: Failure and cake

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Hello, loves.

Well, surprise, surprise, it’s May! April seemed to have gone extraordinarily fast, did it not? Camp NaNo and NaPoWriMo (which … I did neither so … *shrugs* 😛 ) happened … congrats to all who participated! If you won or not you went for it and that’s an accomplishment in itself. Whether you got 1 word or 100,000 words (anybody actually get 100,000 words? If so … please throw yourself a party. I am in awe of you.) you tried and that’s all that matters. You have more than you have at the beginning of the month, and even if you think it’s trash that needs to be burned (it’s probably not tbh. don’t burn anything, please) you experienced stuff that you wouldn’t have if you hadn’t tried!

Yeah … enough cheesiness. (*falls over* *chokes* *dies* my liiifffee) (though seriously, good job, you peoples). Let’s now move on to the failure of the month! Or … the goals for April. *quiet, sad laughter* (The leader of the bad guys sang// something soft and soaked with pain// [insert additional, skipped lyrics] as the four walls declared … her … insane. *coughs* That just seemed … fitting …)

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Gaaaah (In other words: why, Sarah, m’dear?) Featuring: random gifs that basically explain my blog and life

Gaaaah (In other words: why, Sarah, m’dear?) Featuring: random gifs that basically explain my blog and life

*slouches in*

Ahhh, guys, I don’t know what just happened.

So some of you may have noticed, some of you may have not because honestly I never actually keep a very decent posting schedule but I posted like … once in the month of April so far. I meant to post weekly. That really didn’t happen. I’m not sure what’s happening here. I’m also not sure where this post is gonna go but … I feel the need to explain myself and scream into the abyss so … if any of you would rather not read any of that you’re free to go? If you’re at least mildly interested … be my guest and continue. 😉

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Random Ramblings of a Reader — April Edition

Random Ramblings of a Reader — April Edition

‘Ello once again, lovelies! I’m back from vacation! Did y’all miss me? 😉 Nah? I probably need to be gone a bit longer for that to happen …

As y’all can probably tell, it’s April! Did anybody pull any pranks on the first? My sis cut out a ridiculous amount of paper fish which are now hidden all around the house …

Anyway, without further ado let us merge into …

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Random Rambling Of A Reader – Six Month Anniversary!!! (And February Recap)

Random Rambling Of A Reader – Six Month Anniversary!!! (And February Recap)

(kay first off I thought it’d be fun to mention that there are a lot of tips out there about like … keeping your blog posts names short and snappy and to the point and beautiful. As you can probably tell I have successfully avoided doing this. Like … at all … 😛 Anyway. Let us continue. XD )

Guys.

Frens.

Pineapples.

Peoples.

Penumbra Reviews has been going for six months. Since … last Monday. XD I’m not even sure how I didn’t realize this but … technically the post on February 27th was … literally my six month anniversary. And I didn’t even realize it. Yup. Yup. I’m not sure what level of sad that is. XD But anyway! Instead we shall celebrate it today! In my monthly rambling posty thing! Yes, yes! Let us do this!

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On The Beast That Is Writer’s Block

On The Beast That Is Writer’s Block

A blinking cursor. An empty page. The motivation to write something anything but a sudden emptiness of having no ideas at all. The knowledge: that yeah, you should write something. You know how to write. You’ve written before. It’s just words. But the mind-numbing arctic whiteness of oblivion and literally. no. ideas. at. all. covering everything.

What is this?
Torture?
Death?
The ultimate punishment?

Welllll … pretty close. This, my dears, is (and whisper softly for this word is a curse) writer’s block.

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Rambling About Tests And Driver’s Ed And Let’s Add Random Gifs Cause Why Not

Rambling About Tests And Driver’s Ed And Let’s Add Random Gifs Cause Why Not

Whew. Long name. (Oh, and none of these gifs belong to me btw)

ANYWAY.

What’s up my lovely peoples? It has been long … much too long … since … I don’t even know what. But don’t question me, it’s been too long. *snods* (Oh, fair warning, this is probably going to be an odd post? I’m sorry it’s slightly late and I’m in an odd mood and run for your life while you still have the chance. Still here? Alright. Buckle up. Let’s do this.)

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(This is you running away for your life in case you didn’t know)

 

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