Hello loves! For those of you who don’t know I am currently driving many many miles as of about … four in the morning today.
No, I didn’t write and publish this all as I was both sleeping/driving/sitting in a car. Yes, this is a scheduled post from a couple of days ago because packing is a pain and I will die.
So, on the subject of packing, I have come to help all y’all poor unfortunate souls with tips that I learned the hard way as I tried to pack around sixty books to bring on my two-week long vacation.
It’s a commonly known fact that bookworms like munching on books. At least in some sense. It’s slightly less commonly known that they also have to (and like) eating other types of nourishment.
But eat we do, and most of us enjoy food immensely, though obviously not as much as books.*
But what do bookworms even eat? Will the world ever know this deep and dark secret??
The answer to that question is simple: No.
Wait … possibly yes, depending on if I a self-proclaimed full-blooded bookworm even happen to have this exclusive knowledge.**
*The books with food actually in them are probably the best, as they combine two of our loves.
**Which I really shouldn’t as I’m obviously not trust worthy.
Well, surprise, surprise, it’s May! April seemed to have gone extraordinarily fast, did it not? Camp NaNo and NaPoWriMo (which … I did neither so … *shrugs* 😛 ) happened … congrats to all who participated! If you won or not you went for it and that’s an accomplishment in itself. Whether you got 1 word or 100,000 words (anybody actually get 100,000 words? If so … please throw yourself a party. I am in awe of you.) you tried and that’s all that matters. You have more than you have at the beginning of the month, and even if you think it’s trash that needs to be burned (it’s probably not tbh. don’t burn anything, please) you experienced stuff that you wouldn’t have if you hadn’t tried!
Yeah … enough cheesiness. (*falls over* *chokes* *dies* my liiifffee) (though seriously, good job, you peoples). Let’s now move on to the failure of the month! Or … the goals for April. *quiet, sad laughter* (The leader of the bad guys sang// something soft and soaked with pain// [insert additional, skipped lyrics] as the four walls declared … her … insane. *coughs* That just seemed … fitting …)
‘Ello once again, lovelies! I’m back from vacation! Did y’all miss me?
😉 Nah? I probably need to be gone a bit longer for that to happen …
As y’all can probably tell, it’s April! Did anybody pull any pranks on the first? My sis cut out a ridiculous amount of paper fish which are now hidden all around the house …
Anyway, without further ado let us merge into …
(kay first off I thought it’d be fun to mention that there are a lot of tips out there about like … keeping your blog posts names short and snappy and to the point and beautiful. As you can probably tell I have successfully avoided doing this. Like … at all … 😛 Anyway. Let us continue. XD )
Penumbra Reviews has been going for six months. Since … last Monday. XD I’m not even sure how I didn’t realize this but … technically the post on February 27th was … literally my six month anniversary. And I didn’t even realize it. Yup. Yup. I’m not sure what level of sad that is. XD But anyway! Instead we shall celebrate it today! In my monthly rambling posty thing! Yes, yes! Let us do this!
‘Ello, lovelies! I hath returned! With a review for you. Yeah … this technically isn’t a normal posting day but … I didn’t want to just post a review on a normal day I guess? 😐
And I also dislike having to wait to post something that I already finished writing … I don’t even know …You can just count this as the post I missed yesterday … XD
I’m slowly narrowing down my TBR list on Goodreads … but haven’t been reading nearly enough … anyway!
**Warning: Very much spoilers in review below. Read at your own risk, children. Right. That is all. You have been warned. **
Heyo lovely peoples! So I’ve technically had this post written since … Wednesday last week. I was going to post it on Thursday and then Saturday and then Monday but … ahhhh! I’m not even sure what happened. Life! *flails around*
Anyway. I am here! Finally! Because of … happenings I actually considered going down to just one post a week or changing the day because apparently Mondays and Thursdays are busy now 😛 but I feel like if I mess with the schedule everything will die and the world will explode soooo … I’m probably not going to do that. I shall just attempt to actually post. *headdesks*
So! Updates! Let’s do this!