*cue music* (PRETEND I DO NOT SEE HIS A-GON-Y. THIS INNOCENT WHO WEARS MY FACE) *coughs* (Guys, I haven’t even seen/read Les Mis *is distressed*)
Bonjour et bienvenue! ‘ello! This is Penumbra Reviews (which … hopefully you knew? 😛 ) and I’m Sarah Briel. Yup. The person who typed this. That’s me. 😀 Buuuut. Please call me Sari if you wish. Or Minty. Or Puff the Magic Chicken. Or “Yo, you. The person running this blog”. I will honestly respond to anything, though “Sari” or “Minty” or “Sarah” if you really hate nicknames would usually be the best bet …
Whew. That got … weird. Anyway, hi! I’m glad you’re here and reading this right now!
Or am I …? Maybe you’re stalking me. But maybe I don’t care. Maybe I give you permission to stalk me if you wish. Otherwise why would I be writing about myself for everyone to read? Why? Whyyy?
Anyway, if you do want to know about me (for whatever reason … *looks at you suspiciously*) let us … give you some information. I don’t even know.
I am …
~ An avid reader
~ A not quite as as avid writer.
~ A Christian
~ A huge geek
~ Incredibly random
~ The type of girl who jumps obsessively from one thing to the next.
~ A believer in the Bible, that pineapple does appear everyday in unexpected places, and that I can fly. (Wait, what? Okay … maybe in an airplane but that’s it)
~ An ISFJ
~ A dabbler in French and Latin, even though I can’t even English. 😛
~ An incredibly awkward person
~ And probably at least slightly crazy. But we’re all mad here, right? 😉
~ I also enjoy talking
Annnnd … I don’t want to ramble in here for too long. Honestly I’m just a normal
insane teenaged girl hahahahaha … yeah … right. Anyway, thanks for popping in! And reading through this. You have passed the test of excellence. *presents you with an award and food*
Oh and hey. Want to
stalk find me in other places around the web? Head over to the contact me page. You can find me social medias over there along with basic contact information. Don’t hesitate to shoot me a message! I’d love to chat.