Hello, lovelies! I can’t believe it’s already the second week in July. Now that I’ve finally gotten through all the blog tours and such,* Penumbra can finally just chill a bit, so I’m going to update you on my boring life! *streamers explode* *people cheer*
Anyway, June was a pretty packed month and July promises to be another one so … I did loads of stuff. Which I can now ramble to y’all about if you’re so kind as to listen.** *runs away laughing evilly*
*Which I have to admit were fun, if a bit stressful. Hopefully I still have some hair after tearing it out and rushing to read books and write posts after vacation for a while?? Who knows.
**Or even if you don’t listen. That’s still chill.
Hello loves! For those of you who don’t know I am currently driving many many miles as of about … four in the morning today.
No, I didn’t write and publish this all as I was both sleeping/driving/sitting in a car. Yes, this is a scheduled post from a couple of days ago because packing is a pain and I will die.
So, on the subject of packing, I have come to help all y’all poor unfortunate souls with tips that I learned the hard way as I tried to pack around sixty books to bring on my two-week long vacation.
Well, surprise, surprise, it’s May! April seemed to have gone extraordinarily fast, did it not? Camp NaNo and NaPoWriMo (which … I did neither so … *shrugs* 😛 ) happened … congrats to all who participated! If you won or not you went for it and that’s an accomplishment in itself. Whether you got 1 word or 100,000 words (anybody actually get 100,000 words? If so … please throw yourself a party. I am in awe of you.) you tried and that’s all that matters. You have more than you have at the beginning of the month, and even if you think it’s trash that needs to be burned (it’s probably not tbh. don’t burn anything, please) you experienced stuff that you wouldn’t have if you hadn’t tried!
Yeah … enough cheesiness. (*falls over* *chokes* *dies* my liiifffee) (though seriously, good job, you peoples). Let’s now move on to the failure of the month! Or … the goals for April. *quiet, sad laughter* (The leader of the bad guys sang// something soft and soaked with pain// [insert additional, skipped lyrics] as the four walls declared … her … insane. *coughs* That just seemed … fitting …)
Ahhh, guys, I don’t know what just happened.
So some of you may have noticed, some of you may have not because honestly I never actually keep a very decent posting schedule but I posted like … once in the month of April so far. I meant to post weekly. That really didn’t happen. I’m not sure what’s happening here. I’m also not sure where this post is gonna go but … I feel the need to explain myself and scream into the abyss so … if any of you would rather not read any of that you’re free to go? If you’re at least mildly interested … be my guest and continue. 😉
‘Ello once again, lovelies! I’m back from vacation! Did y’all miss me?
😉 Nah? I probably need to be gone a bit longer for that to happen …
As y’all can probably tell, it’s April! Did anybody pull any pranks on the first? My sis cut out a ridiculous amount of paper fish which are now hidden all around the house …
Anyway, without further ado let us merge into …
So. (A needle pulling threeeeaddd!) Today I hath decided to write a post about blogging do’s a don’ts. With a catch. Okay, no catch, because I’m pretty sure my depth perception is weird (or … I could just be terrible at sports?) and I can’t actually catch basically anything. (fun facts ya may or may not have known about me 😉 ) *coughs* But anyway.
Basically this is a list of blogging tips, that I hath either read about online, been brainwashed into knowing, or *gasps* come up with myself. Or maybe I just heard about them or read about em somewhere. Who knows.
But anyway … I think I’m getting off topic again? So this is a list. Of stuff that would be useful to do for your blog. And how I don’t actually do it. Maybe you do? If so, good job! But basically this is just me showing off how awesome I am at blogging. Ha … ha … ha … XD 😛
Okay let’s go!
*dances around like an octopus*
*realizes this post is a day late*
*actually probably more because I haven’t actually written this post yet and … it may or may not come out on the day I am typing this*
*or maybe it’s actually on time because it’s so late?*
Well, hElLo lovely peoples. It is I, the frenchiest fry. Not. Idk guys. It’s me, Minty Pineapple Sarah Magic Chicken Lady.
If you can’t tell I am ODD today.