It’s a commonly known fact that bookworms like munching on books. At least in some sense. It’s slightly less commonly known that they also have to (and like) eating other types of nourishment.
But eat we do, and most of us enjoy food immensely, though obviously not as much as books.*
But what do bookworms even eat? Will the world ever know this deep and dark secret??
The answer to that question is simple: No.
Wait … possibly yes, depending on if I a self-proclaimed full-blooded bookworm even happen to have this exclusive knowledge.**